HERP DERP LET'S GO JETSKIING ON THE HURRICANE-FLOODED RIVER

All of my facepalms.

So it might not actually be dehydration, it could actually be E.coli poisoning ( Read more... )

PENIS WIGGLING IN EXCREMENT

Apparently this woman hates anal sex SO MUCH that she's making up stories in order to push her agenda.

I seriously hate my town so much.
But looking at the comments, I seem to not be alone on this.

http://www.nashuatelegraph.com/news/statenewengland/482538-227/mass.-2nd-grader-sent-home-for-crucifix-drawing.htmlRead more... )

Goddamn Juggalos.

Also Boom Blox looks pretty neat, I should add it to my Amazon wishlist.

I forgot to link this one last week but fortunately the town weekly paper mentioned it and reminded me! Thanks, Merrimack Journal!

http://www.nashuatelegraph.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20091001/NEWSBLOG/910019931

http://www.nashuatelegraph.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20091007/NEWS01/910079998Read more... )